http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

found via this tweet:
http://twitter.com/mathewi/statuses/3522427860
"micro-comedy -- RT @wired: 1 friend, 17 tweets, 10,800 followers: Meet @shitmydadsays. The crowd smells quality. (via @nmillions)"

my favorite tweets were:
"The dog is an outside dog.  You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside." 
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/statuses/3127508940

and...

"It's watering plants, Justin.  You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant.  You don't even pay rent, just do it.  Shit."
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/statuses/3310986640

and...

"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone?  People want to talk to me, call again.  If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays/statuses/3179891786

followed: 8-24-09 when everyone else decided to follow him also